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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
There sits a black rifle under my bed
30 rounds of .223, those zombies get 1 in the head
People don't like you, says you're evil and black
But the military knows better and you sit right on their rack
Protecting our country and nations borders too
The politics want to ban you because they don't have a clue
We reside in New Jersey and you are barely shot
Only reason why I keep you is because you're so freakin hot
I'm going to treat you right and buy you some stuff
I decide to get an AR because you are so tough
How do I end this ode to my AR?
By spreading it to people near and far

I know its kinda lame, just something I whipped up real quick. Show your love and post an ode.
 
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Discussion Starter · #3 ·
A bit'O spellin' and punctuation and t'would be a ting of beauty.
Oh crap. This is the first time I'm looking at the post. I wrote it on my computer at work, sent it to my phone and copied and pasted it. Looks like the format got all jumbled up. I will edit it later. Thanks Packer.
 
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Discussion Starter · #4 ·
I'll admit...this took me about 20 minutes, but it brought back memories of high school and college English classes and the stupid poetry I'd come up with for assignments. Very few teachers and professors appreciated my sense of humor! I had some free time (and it's the holiday season)....so here goes;)


'Twas a cold dark night, in a pitch-black house
my guns at the bedside, my wife in her blouse;
The magazines were seated in the mag well with care,
in case some intruders or zombies appeared;
The bullets were nestled all snug in their brass,
with hopes of expansion in some poor souls a$$;
And I in my slippers, with the dog on my lap,
had just settled down for a 6-hour nap;
When out in the den there arose such a clatter,
I grabbed the AR to see what was the matter;
I tiptoed around...down the hall to the den,
like a stealthy mall-ninja, well-versed in zen;
Three clicks to the Aimpoint, and a check of the chamber,
was all that was needed at the prospect of danger;
With the red-dot aglow and the stock at my cheek,
I drew close to the den and through the door I did peek;
When what to my awestruck eyes did appear,
but 2 men carrying bags, and scented with beer;
They were stuffing their sacks with all they could carry,
including the TV I bought from some guy named Larry;
Dressed in black from their heads to their toes,
probably looking to buy meth from the stuff they would sell;
My mind was a racin' as I thought what to do,
so I sprung from the doorway and yelled, "Hey you!"
They jumped from their shoes and let out a shriek,
as I trained my muzzle on the ugly ones' cheek;
With no dog at my side, and with me all alone,
I shouted towards the bedroom, "Hey honey....get the phone!"
The police soon arrived, and went straight to their work,
of cuffing and hauling away the two perps;
Now the 2 burglars will spend a great many hours,
of trying to not drop the soap in the showers;
All was good in the world and my house was now safe,
with my carbine returned to it's bedside resting place;
But the cop did exclaim as he drove out of sight,
"that's a nice black rifle.....you folks have a good night!"
:D
 
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Discussion Starter · #6 ·
HAHAH!! Nice, did you truly write that yourself? If so, dam good job.
Yup....all my own! My college roommate and I used to write some good stuff for our answering machine all the time. Most are not XDtalk appropriate though. My mother would cringe sometimes when she called. Dad loved it! We had one (that is pretty tame) set to the tune of Stairway to Heaven........"there's a house, on Church Street....where 2 guys, Brian and Pete...live and sometimes they can't reach the phone" yada, yada..........:) There's more, but I'll spare you.
 
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Discussion Starter · #9 ·
Oh man, Pete, that was great! I LOL'd when I read " with hopes of expansion in some poor souls a$$." Clever! :mrgreen:
 
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Discussion Starter · #11 ·
I'll admit...this took me about 20 minutes, but it brought back memories of high school and college English classes and the stupid poetry I'd come up with for assignments. Very few teachers and professors appreciated my sense of humor! I had some free time (and it's the holiday season)....so here goes;)


'Twas a cold dark night, in a pitch-black house
my guns at the bedside, my wife in her blouse;
The magazines were seated in the mag well with care,
in case some intruders or zombies appeared;
The bullets were nestled all snug in their brass,
with hopes of expansion in some poor souls a$$;
And I in my slippers, with the dog on my lap,
had just settled down for a 6-hour nap;
When out in the den there arose such a clatter,
I grabbed the AR to see what was the matter;
I tiptoed around...down the hall to the den,
like a stealthy mall-ninja, well-versed in zen;
Three clicks to the Aimpoint, and a check of the chamber,
was all that was needed at the prospect of danger;
With the red-dot aglow and the stock at my cheek,
I drew close to the den and through the door I did peek;
When what to my awestruck eyes did appear,
but 2 men carrying bags, and scented with beer;
They were stuffing their sacks with all they could carry,
including the TV I bought from some guy named Larry;
Dressed in black from their heads to their toes,
probably looking to buy meth from the stuff they would sell;
My mind was a racin' as I thought what to do,
so I sprung from the doorway and yelled, "Hey you!"
They jumped from their shoes and let out a shriek,
as I trained my muzzle on the ugly ones' cheek;
With no dog at my side, and with me all alone,
I shouted towards the bedroom, "Hey honey....get the phone!"
The police soon arrived, and went straight to their work,
of cuffing and hauling away the two perps;
Now the 2 burglars will spend a great many hours,
of trying to not drop the soap in the showers;
All was good in the world and my house was now safe,
with my carbine returned to it's bedside resting place;
But the cop did exclaim as he drove out of sight,
"that's a nice black rifle.....you folks have a good night!"
:D

Very Good !!!!! :mrgreen::mrgreen:
 
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Discussion Starter · #12 ·
Politicians remember
We the people all know
That the 2nd amendment
Keeps us good to go.

911 takes too long
Hiding won't work
I will take aim
And down goes the perp.

With 9 in my hand
A 45 at my waist
The bad guys should stop
and run away post hast.
 
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